Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?

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sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

ikeaner-notp:

ohfuckyaoi:

THIS NEEDS WAY MORE NOTES

DEAR STRAIGHT BOYS THIS IS FOR YOU TOO MOTHERFUCKERS

I have to reblog this…no I MUST reblog this.

Lube is love, y’all.

I cant believe this is still going.

Yet I will continue to draw spit lube muhahahahahahaha

I’m bisexual and this is frighening

Posted 1 day ago With 88,731 notes

A few years back me my brother and dad were walking through the bush. We came across a burnt car that had been burnt a few nights ago. The license plate was half burnt in a bush so me and my bro picked it up. My dad said to put it down straight away its “cursed”, but we just laughed it off. The next afternoon me, dad and my brother were in a major accident. Me and my bro were in critical condition and dad was COMPLETELY fine. Coincidence?
The beginning of the license number was 666.

Posted 1 day ago With 1 note

Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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Posted 2 days ago With 649,357 notes

Is it just Australian bus drivers that don’t stop for you when they can clearly see you running for the bus? I’ve seen them do it to a 14 year old girl at night. It’s discusting because now that young girl has to sit or even stand at her bus stop alone in the dark waiting for the next one. You dont know who is lurking around.

Posted 2 days ago With 4 notes

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

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